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Flappers
Voc. teacher
Barber
Katharine Lollar
__ Dutch
Sweet
Idaho
Men
Onions
Author
Cartoonist
Walter McBride
Mac
Mild
Women
To roll his eyes _Men
Rudolph's place
An artist
Howard Musser
Musser
_Grouchie
.. Eating
Betty
. Work
Opera singer
„Cook in hotel
Oscar Noel
Stoner
Fair
Farming
To dance
Parties
A pianist
McKenney's place
Paul Parker
Pill
_Gertie
Nice
.Men
.Garrett
.Her height
.. A chorus girl
Teacher
Jacob Saltsman
Jake
Wild
Dancing
Women
To talk
_Zigefield's place
-Trombone player
Geneva Apt
Judy
Kittenish
.. Her hair
Anything
To be called wild Cave woinan
-School teacher
Edith Ashleman
Muggs
.Very Sweet _Her laugh
To dance
To be bossed
___ Beautiful
.Fat
Edward Baker
Eddie
Kind
_. Edith
Alice
- Work
-Successful
A baker
Mary Beugnot
Bee
We all like it Decatur
Her Ford
Gossip
Speedster
Dancer
.The Follies __. The Follies
The Follies
In business
A clerk
Kathryn Brown
Punch
Nice
.Her lips
.Skinny
Shiny nose
Composer
Bottle washer
Sylvia Brunkhart
__ Cillie
Excellent
Red Sweaters We wonder
Kitty
-A clown
-A joke
Leo Bassett
Bassett
.Fair
Money
Nadine
12 o'clock p. m. _ Salesman
A janitor
Franklin Bartels
_Frank
.Poor
Basketball
Baseball
Himself
-A star
A hod carrier
Paul Bateman
Blondy
.Bad
Hair
A fiddle
To be teased
-A cake eater -A farmer
Belle Carnahan ?
Mean
.Flirting
English
Loudness
A teacher
LA cave woman
John Creasy
Creasy
Mild
.Camels
Chewing gum _Papers
Like Mack
Run an elevator
Ralph Bishop
Jake
Peculiar
.His garters __. West road
School
Known
-Crook
Jessie Walker
Jack
.Cranky
Skipping
To boss
To primp
Have curly hair _Beautiful
Lavornia Squires __ Neute
Horrid
Herself
To scrap
To flirt
_. Popular
-A movie star
Anna Teeters Tete
.Timid
Her hair
.Cello
Popularity
-An old maid
Have a family of 12
Charlotte Thomas _Billie
.Fickle
Men
To laugh
.Monotony
A dancer
-A famous pianist
Dale Thomas
Tommy
__. Ragged
Wisdom
.. Garlic
To talk
In love
A bachelor
Kinley Tracy
Kin
.Swell
.Good looks
_Bobbed hair
To Flirt
.. An engineer
Heart breaker
Donner West
Donn
?
Bluffing
Himself
To act
Popular
President
Esther Whitten
Essie
.Sweet
.A good joke .Purdue
To be teased
A teacher
-Join Zeigfield
LeMoyne Johnson _Lee
Bitey
Temper
.. To talk
To be bossed .The boss
The boss
Von Cook
Peb
Terrible
His Ford
Angola
_A good joke An actor
Director
Willard Lombard
__ Willie
.Neat
.Athletics
Football
Girls
Like Papa
-Safe cracker
Irvin Stroh
Skinny
Nifty
.Studying
Work
Bluffing
Like T. D.
Like John Mac.
Harold Gengnagel _Geng
Dandy
.. Marian
To dress
A joke
College man
Street cleaner
Vincent Cremean __ Vince
Nice
A Junior ____ His flivver
To work
-In love
-A bell hop
Morton Dove Mort
Excellent .Teacher's pet To talk
-Good
.. Her length __. Candy
Ichabod
-Fat
-Seven feet
Josephine Faylor _. Joe
Fine
Curls Sweet men
To hurry
Designer
-Gym teacher
Deloss Frank
Dee
.. Faultless
.. Brains
To study
To be seen
Engineer
-Genius
Arno Garns
Skinny
Happy
.His laugh
To be liked
A poor sport
A business man
A truck driver
DuVern Graham
Dewie
Sweet
His Curls
.LaRea
.Himself
.A dentist
-Farmer
Elsie Grubb
Sigh
Likeable
His eyes
To flirt
Von
A millionaire
-Cook
Frank Grogg _Buck
Timid
.Teachers
To study
To talk To make 100 yards Governor
Philip Harding Phil
Amiable
.Romance To talk
.Popularity
Orator
Druggist
Clara Habig Ike
.Pleasant
Men To be popular __ Her enemies ___ A queen
School ma'am
Ralph Heffley Rusty
.Quiet
His height To work
To get up early A potato grower Clergyman
Lott Scofield _Scofy
Meek
.Mae, '24 To work To be bothered _Stenographer _Pugilist
.Disgusting
Miss DeVine _. Jane
Short girls
-An actor
-Joy killer
Gertrude Phelps
Lowell Bourns Tut
Fine
Likes Most Dates
To be popular __ Perfect
-President
Martha Falka Slim
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More Brains (at piano recital)- "What is that charming thing he is playing ?"
Less Brains-"A piano, y' dub." 0-0-
Lot (to slaves)-"Here, you! Take this wheelbarrow and shovel and bring along that pillar of salt my wife turned into. We'll use her in the ice cream freezer." -0-0- -
Farmer (to applicant for dairyman's position)-"D'yer drink beer?" "Noa."
"Or whiskey, perhaps ?" "Noa."
"Maybe wine ?" "Noa."
"Then ye'll be drinking milk. No job for ye here." 0-0-
Willon-"Do you think I can make my wife happy?"
Gillingham-"Well, she'll always have something to laugh at."
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R. H., '23-"Where does Ruth Prosser stay in town?"
L. E., '26-"You ought to know, after being to the Dunkard church Sunday evening, April first."
Ed-"I hereby declare that the A. H. S. should donate some room to A. Reed to hold his love conference in." -A Disgusted Matron.
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"Jimmy," cautioned his mother, "be sure to come in at four this afternoon to get you bath before you go to the Jones's to supper."
"But mother!" protested the lad, "I don't need a bath for that. They said it was to be most informal."
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"I don't believe there's any turtle in this soup at all,' said the guest to the waiter.
"Turtle ? I know there isn't. If you ordered cottage pudding, you wouldn't expect to find a cottage in it, would you?"
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A pretty good firm is Watch & Waite, And another is Attit, Early & Layte; And still another is Doo & Dairet;
But the best is probably Grinn & Barrett.
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Mary B. (while discussing the asy- lum of the state)-"We seen them (the matrons) playing baseball."
Miss DeVine-"Yes, they do have such good times together."
WE EXTEND TO THE CLASS OF '23 WISHES THAT YOU MAY ENJOY GREAT SUCCESS
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Kenneth Walter, Prop.
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DON'T BLAME THE WORLD -- BLAME YOURSELF
The world doesn't owe you a living; it gives you an equal opportunity to make a living, but you must work cut your own destiny.
Don't be a whiner or a shirker, but fall in line and make good. We urge that you open an ac- count with this strong, progressive institution- it will help you.
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If it takes a woodpecker three months to peck a hole through a cypress log large enough to make one hundred fifty shingles when shingles are selling for sixty-five dollars, how long would it take a cross-eyed grass- hopper with a cork leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? 0- -0
We would like to have all the mem- bers of the Knift club present at the "Y" tonight. First lesson in drink- ing soup, and modern way to eat peas with your knife.
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T. D. says he's played pro baseball; I wonder if he believes all he says. 0-0-
Garns had a wad of gum; It smelled like Juicy Fruit.
It followed him to school one day, And stuck to Gen's new suit. Dewey pulled and wrenched in vain; It seemed to stick right there, 'Till Dewey gave an awful pull- It flew in Bassett's hair. It flew in Bassett's hair, my dear, It should of been a sight, But Bassett's hair is oiled, oh, dear! So it slid off in a flight, And I that say can say, my dear, It vanished then from sight.
One night Nose Eddin Hadja thought he saw a burglar in his room, and shot at him. In the morning he found that he had sent an arrow thru his own shirt, which hung in the win- dow. Falling on his knees, he prayed fervently, "I thank thee, Allah, that I was not in that shirt."
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Hilda H. (reading aloud the con- clusion of a long letter)-"Then I will come home and marry the sweetest girl on earth."
Elsie G .- "What a dirty trick, after being engaged to you!"
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Bob Little-"You sure are a good dancer."
Marie W .- "I can't return the com- pliment."
Bob .- "You could if you were as big a liar as I am."
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At a southern prayer meeting all persons were praying as loud as pos- sible, in negro fashion. Finally every- thing was silent, and then one negro said, fervently, "Oh, Lord, send us a barrel of salt. Oh, Lord, send us a barrel of pepper.' He hesitated a few seconds and said disgustedly, "Oh, Lord, that's too much pepper!"
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Miss H. (Botany class)-"Today we had a general round-up."
Walter L .- "What are we going to do tomorrow-brand the calves?" 0-0-
"Can you keep a secret, Irene?" "I can; but it's just my luck to tell things to other girls who can't." 0-0 E. Stewart (Soph. History)-"After he croaked-"
Miss DeVine-"Please use good English."
"E. S .- "After he departed from this life-"
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The latest song hit from the South- land: "Oh, father's joined the Ku Klux Klan and swiped our last clean sheet."
Betty B .- "What is an oyster?" Lula D .- "An oyster is a fish built like a nut."
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Eighth Grader-"Why do they call it the weeping willow? It doesn't weep, does it?"
Freshie-"It used to, but one day a fir tree said to it, 'Pine knot.'"
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Fleishman's yeast is rising. Hair is going up. Sponges are swelling. "Chickens" are more expensive
than ever."
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Where Is the Sting?
Essie W .- "Gee! That fly I just killed fell into the jam."
Mary B .- "Console yourself, dear girl. At least it had a sweet death."
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Old Mother Hubbard,
She went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog some meat.
She opened it up; Out jumped a pup- Hot dog!
-- 0-0 "Bassett says that eight times eight is eighty-eight, and minus eight is seventy-five.
Prof. McIntyre says that he must have something with which to dem- onstrate a wave-length-something very elastic. Mr. Morton Dove sug- gests a corset stave. Prof. Mc. O. K.'d the suggestion, and is now call- ing for the necessary equipment.
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Wanted-A new way to curl hair .- Donner West. -0-0-
Miss West-"John, describe a dish. I'm a foreigner, and I don't know what one looks like."
John failed to answer. Kenneth Frick-"He is a foreigner, too."
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We know a lot more jokes, but if we put them in you'd just laugh at them.
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Miss De Vine (Senior History)- "How long did the Hundred Years War last?"
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My Auto, 'Tis of Thee
My auto, 'tis of thee, Short cut to poverty, Of thee I chant. I blew a pile of dough On you two years ago, Now you refuse to go, Or won't or can't.
Thro' town and countryside, You were my joy and pride, A happy day. I loved thy gaudy hue, Thy four white tires, so new; Now down and out for true In every way.
To thee, old rattle-bo, Came many bumps and knocks; For thee I grieve. Badly thy top is torn, Frayed are thy seats and worn, A cough affects thy horn, I do believe.
Thy perfume swells the breeze, While good folks cough and wheeze As we pass by. I paid for you a price; 'Twould buy a mansion twice; Now all are yelling, "Ice!" I wonder why.
Thy motor has the grippe, Thy spark plugs have the pip, And woe is thine. I too have suffered chills, Ague and kindred ills, Trying to pay my bills Since thou were mine.
Gone is my bank roll now; No more 'twould choke a cow, As once before. Yet, if I had the mon, So help me, John-anon, I'd buy a car again, And speed some more.
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There is a preacher in Kansas who should have his salary raised for making the following announcement from his pulpit: "Brethren, the jan- itor and I will hold our regular prayer meeting next Wednesday evening, as usual."
-0-0- Skinny-"Hello, old boy! How do you feel ?"
Leo B .- "I swallowed a dime. Do you see any change in me?" -0- Father-"Why is it that you are always at the bottom of the class?"
Johnny-"It doesn't make any dif- ference, father; they teach the same thing at both ends of the class."
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Father-"Helen, isn't it time for the young man to be going ?"
Young Man-"Your father is crank."
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Father-"Well, when you don't have a self-starter a crank comes in mighty handy."
0-0 Tommy-"You darsn't go back to the farm tonight."
Harding-"I darsn't! Why?"
Tommy-"The chickens are laying for you."
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April 1-This is generally known as "All Fools' Day," and a person born on this day is necessarily half-witted. Most people born on this day are of the opposite sex. Persons born on this day should not have their hair bobbed until of age. They should never try to look funnier than na- ture made them.
April 2-People born on this day are usually born with no clothes on, and their first errand in life is to go out and buy themselves a suit of civilian clothes. Persons born on this day should be careful in regard to drinking booze, or they will get drunk, and they should never drink over a quart before breakfast, or more than three quarts a day.
April 3-People born on this day should hold their tongues. They should always put food in their mouth when eating, and never try to keep from getting wet when taking a bath. Yes, people born on such a day are very, very unlucky.
April 4-People born on this day will die some time. How unfortun- ate! A person born on April fourth should always turn a crank when winding up a Vietrola, If you open your eyes, you may see something, so beware!
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--- YOUNG MAN ---
You shouldn't pick a Suit or a Shoe entirely on the basis of looks, any more than you'd pick a wife that way.
KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES and FLORSHEIM SHOES
are good-looking-but like a good wife, they "wear well" on closer acquaintance.
BEIDLER-SATOVSKY CO.
"Going out of business. Will sell baby buggy and baby bed. Phone 204."
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Georgia Phelps-"Is that Church's Odyssey ?"
Carol Kutzner-"No; it's mine." -0-0-
Freshman Girl-"The other night he put his arm around me twice." Her Friend-"Some long arm!"
0-0- Honest, Mike!
Dode-"How much do you weigh, Vivian ?"
Vivian-" Oi weigh 200 pounds."
Dode-"You musta got weighed with you coat on."
Vivian-"Oi did not; I held it on my arm all the time." 0-0-
Well, What of It?
Skinny and Dale had a quarrel the other day, and to get even, Dale said: "Gee, whiz! Skinny. If I were you I wouldn't say anything. Your mother takes in washings."
"Of course she does!" came the reply. "You don't suppose she would leave it hanging out all night unless your dad was in jail, do you?"
Jack J .- "We can't play the Vic- trola. You know, it's Lent."
Jim L .- "When will you get it back ?"
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Garlic is just like onions, only more So.
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Barber-"What would you like on your head, sir?"
McKenney-"Hair!"
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"Who laid out the town of Auburn?" "Dilgard, Clark and Loy."
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The Prof. yelled, "Order! Order!" Tommy."Hamburg and cup of coffee."
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Oh, Skinny! We've Noticed 'Em, Too
Mrs. Garns and her son, Arno, were calling on Mrs. and Kathryn Brown. Kathryn and Arno went out on the porch, for it was a beautiful night. Kathryn caressingly slipped her arm around Arno, and looking fondly into his eyes, said:
"Where did you get those beautiful brown eyes?"
"Aw!" replied Skinny, "they came with my face."
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Teacher-"What insect is first tank and then an aeroplane?"
Pupil-"It's the caterpillar, which changes into a butterfly."
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Vada Lynn (in Junior History test) -"When they took Smyrna many people lost their lives and fled for safety."
How can it was?
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Dale Thomas (to a boy who was emitting a huge cloud of smoke)- "What you got in your mouth, boy ?"
Phil Harding (overhearing the question )-"Teeth, Dale, teeth."
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Teacher-"Johnny, what is a pret- Zel ?"
Johnny-"A pretzel is a doughnut gone crazy."
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Miss Thrush (Senior English class) -"Walter, you're the very specimen that I told that to."
Leo Bassett-"Yes, Coxy; you're the insect."
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Paul Parker-"The jurors usually sit on a case."
Vincent C .- "You mean they gen- erally empty a case."
Anna Teeters (Senior Civics class) -"Some men are natural born
stealers."
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He-"Would you accept a pet mon- key ?"
She-"Oh, I would have to ask father; this is so sudden."
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Edith A .- "I wonder what Sir Walter Raleigh said to the queen when he put his coat down for her."
Eddie B .- "Probably, 'Step on it, Kid.' "
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"When was the first financial tran- saction ?"
"In the ark, when Noah watered the stock."
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An absent-minded professor drifted into the barber shop to be shaved. After the operation the professor con- tinued to occupy the chair, and the barber, thinking that he had dozed off, gently reminded him by saying, "Asleep, sir ?'
The professor started. "Bless me, no!" he exclaimed. "I am not asleep, but I am terribly short-sighted. When I took my glasses off I was no longer able to see myself in the mirror op- posite, and naturally I supposed I had already gone home."
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I rose and gave her my seat; I could not let her stand- She made me think of mother, With that strap held in her hand. 0-0-
"My face is iny fortune," said Kathryn Brown to Skinny.
Skinny gave her face a close exam- ination, and then shook his head doubtfully.
"Girl," said he, "I believe you are concealing some of your assets."
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"Yes, it was love at first sight." "But why didn't you marry her ?" "I have seen her several times since."
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Parson-"Poor Mrs. Anderson! It is a hard blow for you to be made a widow, but still there is a Com- forter left for you."
Widow-"What's his address ?" - -0-0-
Kathryn B .- "You raised your hat to that girl who passed. You don't know her, do you?"
Skinny-"No, but Dewey does, and this is his hat."
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His hands in his jeans, His gaze afar; His best girl fell For his rival's car.
Hilda H .- "How is that I don't look good in a round neck?"
Josephine F .- "Very simple." Hilda-"How?"
Josephine-"You couldn't expect a square head to fit well on a round neck."
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Household Hints
There are several ways of using baked ham. One of the best is to eat it
Honey may be used for sweetening almost anything but a traffic cop. Spaghetti should not be cooked too long. About ten inches is right. A cold bath will be found more pleasant if taken in hot water.
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Oh, Doc!
"Doc" Swarts was teaching his Sun- day school class the other Sunday, and happened to ask this question:
"Clare, will you tell me what we must do to go to heaven?" "Why, we must die." "Very well," replied Doc, "but what inust we do before we die?" "Oh," replied Clare, "we gotta get sick and send for you.'
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Miss Daugherty (in Algebra)-"I'd like to know what's the matter with this chalk. It leaves marks on the board."
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Miss De Vine (Soph. History)- "Worth, where is Liverpool ?"
Worth F .- "It's in England; I can see it from here."
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Lavornia Squires-"Gertie, I hope to see you in church tomorrow morn- ing."
Georgia P .- "Oh yes! Lavornia will be there, because she has a new hat." 0-0-
Feminine Amenities
Marie-"Bob says I grow more beau- tiful every time he sees me."
Marion-"Why don't you ask him to call oftener, then?"
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At the Theatre
Stage Manager -- "Has Miss Shapely made up for her part yet?"
Call Boy-"I don't think she has, sir. When I passed the dressing room door 1 saw her parts hanging over the back of a chair-that is, if she is going to wear them pink ones to- night."
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Coxy-"My mother-in-law just drank five quarts and passed out."
Walter Mc .- "Don't take it so hard, Coxy."
Coxy-"But it was my liquor!" -0-0-
Sylvia-"Would you put yourself out for me?"
Dale-"Sure, I would!"
Sylvia-"Then do it, because I'm awfully sleepy."
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Clerk-"What kind of a hammock do you want ?"
Dale Walters-"Oh, a litle one. Just about big enough for one, but strong enough for two."
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Why is the heavier end of a match the lighter ?
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According to Darwin
Miss Humphreys-"Softleigh is try- ing to trace his geneological tree."
Kenneth-"I'll bet he'll find a mon- key on one of the branches."
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L. Bassett-"Say, Eddie do you want some chicken whiskey?"
Ed Baker-"What's chicken whis- key?" Leo-"Why, two drinks and you'll lay anywhere."
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I used to be bashful,
But so good I have grown
That I can love other mens sisters As well as my own.
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Lowell B .- "I'm a little stiff from basketball."
Dewie G .- "Where did you say you were from ?"
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Bob Little-"Who is your favorite author?"
Garns-"Father."
Bob-"What does he write ?"
Garns-"Checks." - -0-0-
We have a new car. Shall we let Lulu Driver?
We have a raw ham. Let Eddie
Baker.
Let Dove throw 'er; he's got the wing.
Can Von Cook ?
Did you know that Anna Teeters?
Jake S. wants to get married-to a
camel. Shall we let him Mary Louise ? Is DeLoss Frank ?
Abe Mader.
Let Kathryn Brown the gravy.
Lulu can't drive that car very well, so we will let Paul Parker at the curb.
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The
Auburn Foundry dry
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PURE CRYSTAL ICE
De Kalb
Ice Cream Co.
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J. B. Garns Candy
Company
Distributor of
MANUFACTURED CONFECTIONS
AUBURN, INDIANA
D ILGARDS O NOT ISAPPOINT
Ray C. Dilgard
FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING
Auburn, Indiana
Abie-"Ve vent to the show, und-" Benjamin (wearily)-"Talk on your hands, Abie; I vant to schleep."
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Guy-"What would you say if 1 threw you a kiss?"
Dode-"Gee, you're lazy!"
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L. Foote-"Are you in favor of clubs for women ?"
Dewey-"Oh, brick bats are better." -0-0- Esther W .- "Where's Skinny and Kathryn ?"
Sylvia B .- "They were running a race in the hall."
Esther-"Who won?"
Sylvia-"Last time I saw them they were neck and neck."
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Many a happy home has been broken up by an idle rumor (roomer). 0-0-
Some of these fellows who think they get by so wonderfully well with women ought to hear themselves dis- cussed at a girls' pot luck supper.
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