Franklin Sentinel newspaper, 1900, Part 268

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Bul what is missed from springtime. with all Its joy and grace" The sweeter music of your votce -the sun- shine of your face:


That sunshine streamtng round me hath little that ts bright. When I miss you from the blossoms-when I miss you from the light! -F. L. Clanton, In Atlanta Constitution-


Restgnation,


You kin talk about yoh sorrow. Fou kin kick about yoh grief: But 11 ain' no use to borrow Trouble. Dat won' hring rellef. You must face the changia' seasons; So don' complain nor doubt, You war put on earth foh reasons. An' dar aln' no backin' out


De winter's inighty chilly An' de summer's mighty hot. De roada is long an' hilty An' dar ain' no restin' spot. But. honey. don't be tearful. Jes' let yoh heaht be stout F , might as well be cheerful. "Case dar aln' no hackin' out Washington Star.


Playing the Years Away. He played with me. long yeare ago, And as we romped and ran I liked 10 make believe that I Had grown to be a man.


My little one and I play row. As he and I did then. And Is we romp I make bellove That I'm a b " agn'n -8. E Kiser In Coleago Times Herald.


Women's Rule.


It is n singular foet that the relgn of every queen in modern times has beeu attended by a wonderful advance in the material, political, literary ond even military progress of her country. The reign of Catherine the Great of Russiu witnessed the widest extension of the Russian empire that had been known up to her time, and the greater part of the Russian conquests were ne- complished during the time of the other Russian empresses. The reign of Maria Theresa was a period of pros- perity for AustriaHungary, in spite of the Seven Years' war, while the reigns of Elizabeth ond Anne in Brit- ish history were nges of glory in let- ters, orts and war, and that of Mary tuight have heen but for the unlucky foreign alliance she formed with Pullip of Spain. Grent Britnin has never seen such an age os that of Victoria, and perhaps will not ngaio for centuries. The presence of a queen on the throne as sovereign seems to inspire all the poetry and chivalry there is In the na- ture of mon, and perhaps that fact fur- nishes an adequate explanation why countries flourisb under female rulers. -Philadelphia Ledger.


Callfornin's Famous Liquor Saloon. One of the curious sights in Call- fornia which every traveler goes to see is the bar In the principal hotel ut Nevada City, made out of California laurel. This bar was placed there in 1864. The hotel has been rebuilt sev- eral times since, but the bar has been taken out and always put back in the Dew hotel. L. D. Calkins, wbo went to California before the '49s, saya that over $5,000,000 has passed over tbe counter of this bar-tbe largest sum of money that bas passed over any bar in the same period of 35 years. The wooden top of the bor was some- tbing like eight inches thick when it was first built. Now it is worn down to less than two Inches. - Leslie's Weekly.


Scotland Yard.


Scotland Yard, widely known as the headquarters of the London police, is a historical place said to have been the site of n palace where kings of Scotland were received when they came The to London. It is located near the banqueting ball, Whitehall. Scotch kings retained possession of it from 039 till the rebellion of William of Scotland. Milton, Sir Christopher Wren and other notables lived in Scot- land Yard .-- Detroit Free Press.


She Must Have Meant Bralna. Mr. De Smyth-My darling, my own. unless you consent to wed me. 1 sball end my miserable existence by blowing out my brains with a revolver. Miss De Pytb --- I didn't know you bad any.


"Yes, I hougbt a new six-shooter to- day."


"I didn't mean the revoiver."-Har- lem Life.


Government Deer in Alaska. There are now about 3.500 deer be- longing to the government in Alaska, wbich are leased out among the na- tives near the missionary stations, to be taken enre of under the supervision of government agents. The people wbo take care of them are allowed to keep the increase, wbieb is about 50 per cent. a year .- Indianapolis News.


Condensing.


Askit -- Did you read about that Brooklyn man whom the doctors op- erated upon and found him afflicted with a folding vermiform appendix ?


Tellit-No; but it is easily explained. It is a natural result of flat life .- Bal- timore American.


An Emergency Man. He- Wife, can't you make me a mus- tard plaster for my lame shoulder ? She-William, there isn't an ntom of mustard in the bouse.


"Well, mix up something with tabas- co sauce."-India napolis Journal.


There Are Othera.


Mrs. Wellment - Don't you know that rum is a destrtoyer?


Weary Willy-Yes, lady; but so is trolley-cnrs, and bicycles, and dum. dum bubets, and corsets; but still folks will use 'em .- Puck.


CrogDayan Cattle.


Eighty per cent. of the cattle of Uruguay is used for the purpose of making "tasajo." or jerked beef, for exportation to Brazil. Cubo and Porto Rico .- N. Y. Sun.


Race with the Trains. A common sight in Cape Colony is s herd of cstriches accompanying a railway train as it speeds on its way. -N. Y. World.


A Rare Trait. Gratitude is a sublime passion, but 1:1. . n Ther sublime things it ia rare. .-. .... 70 Daily News


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A Time shanhier is usually sted by rheumatin of the movies and may be


Lisa ** Pan Balm. For sale by Albert {.


T're spectirs Ilmu thenten linhy'a tp. claudia intamtam dysentery, dar- Na th Fowler's Extrait of Wild . ww long never fails to conquer them


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Round 18c Bacon, strip .. 12c Thick Ribs, C.Beef, 10 to 12c |Smoked Shoulder . .. .. 11c Fancy Brisket


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In Siberia acetylene gas is largely used to light up various operations along the line where work is carried on at night.


The railway authorities of the Mex. ican government bave been ordered to use certain safety appliances. All the passenger cars must be so equipped before the end of 1904.


Forty-one gos engines using blast furnace gas are working in vermany, I the total horse power aggregating 21,950. The horse power of such en- gines in Belgium is 3,700, France 3,250. and England 2,060.


London is to have a new street, wbich will give a great thoroughfare north and south. The new street will begin at Theobald's Road. will cross High Holborn, and will finally reacb the Strand by means of two arms which are limited by Somerset House. The railway mileage of Europe has increased from >3,650 miles in 1875 to 167.439 miles in 1990. The increase has been largest in Russia. amounting to no less than 15,142 miles; then comes Germany, 14,666 miles; and France witb 12.990 miles; while Eng- land has added only 5,099 miles.


It is snid that coal was mined priot to 1113. In the Liege district coal was first found about 1199. In 1214 coul was attracting some attention on the southern side of the Firth of Forth. This was 100 years after the mines in the Worm district are said to have been opened and regularly worked It is not likely that coal was mined in Great Britain before the thirteenth century.


The fire department of New York city has 94 engiue and hook and lad- Rer companies, and 1,3,5 officers and and Broux, and the boroughs o Brooklyn and Queens have 59 such companies and 1.029 officers and men There are also six powerful fireboat


in commission. The boroughs 01 ! Price 5c. n copy. By mail $2 a year. Richmond and Queens have a volun teer service of T.725 and 2,000 mien re. spectively. Address THE SUS. New York.


If you wish to cure serofuln or salt rheum permanently, take Hood's Saran parilla It expels all impurities fram the blaudi.


Accidents come with distressing he quency un lhe farm (ots, bruixes, Dr. Thomas' Eelectric Oil relloves the pain instantly. Never safe without it.


Half the ills that man is her to come from indigestion Bindock Blood Bit. ers strengthen and tone the stomach; minke indigestion impossible.


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BOASTFUL PHILADELPHIA.


Il. r . w. 5 set up the first Amirrican printing press in 16så.


Here in 1000 the first paper mill in our country was hu'lt.


lere in 1731 was found the first pub lic T'hrary


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BAD LUCK FOR ACTORS.


An actor care not don bis grease rant while looking into the mirror over abother's shoulders.


.\ cross-eje' man must not obtain a seat in the front row, or he will hoodoc the company for the season.


A theatrical door tender who know: his hisiness will never accept a com p mentary pass before a paid admis sinn ticket is presented, or the result w .l be an unprofitable engagement. An actor must not whistle in hir Cressing-room, or look at the front of the curtain before going on the stage r r must he put on the left shoe or stocking before getting into the right A yellow clarinet in the orchestra, a cat wa'king across the stage . uring a performance, leaving valuables in ressing-room or asking the manager for salary-all mean bad luck to the actor


ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.


We don't like a dinner where there is more style than things to eat. Probably no woman ever gave "party" without borrowing something from the neighbors.


When the women sny men must be handled with "tact." they usually mean that they must be deceived.


A woman who thoroughly under stands the male nature. puts up fruit to prove it, instead of quoting poetry When you are a guest at a dinner do not hear the whispered confer- ences between the hostess and het "girl:" look the other way, and talk while they are in progress.


Are the Chinese civilized or har. they bind up the women's feet tc keep them from gade ng of to liter arv clubs or wh st games


AS A WOMAN SEES IT.


There is nothing like work for a heavy heart.


Independence in a woman does not mean bad manDers,


A man likes in be told he is hand some, even if he knows he is n . The feminine disposition, they say Jel neates itse f upon the back.


Veloc'iv, according to a boy is what a man puts a hot plate d wn w th Some people are like porcupines- vou can never go hear them without getting stuck


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SCOTT'S EMULSION to his milk three times a day. It is astonishing how fast he will improve. If he nurses, let the mother take the Emulsion. pc. and $1.00; all druggists.


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The Philosopher.


Oh, bia face is very solemn As he looks along the column Where the economle theortes are spread. And he says we must he careful, Likewise erudite and pray'riul,


If we aren't-well. we might as well be dead.


And the coal Is gelting lower And the clock ts ticking slower


Songht after by thousands. Many a miserable mao is happy now. Nights of unrest, days of trouble. An itching skin disease means this. Itching Piles mean it. Eczema just as bad, and just as hard to cure.


39 00 70 0 DoaD's Ointment for sale by all deal. ers. Price 50 cents. Mailed bv Fosten Milborn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole ageuts for the U. S. Remember the name, Doan's, and take no substitutes.


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TLE opponents of Samuel L. Powers foi aogresamau have a large proportion of their arguments against him upou the far "lat he has represented the Ameri- cal elephone company at various times, a> \' 'hat were a crime which must not br ndoned. Since attorneys appear to be - iending candidates this year. Il will be difficult to tind an attorney # Divineoce who has nul at some time her etained by powerful corporations. and the telephone company is by na mr . the most repirhensible of them Ex Presiden' Harisson does but seraple to appear in thest behalf, as in scores of other prominent lawyers thro zbont the country Cut I accasa- tiou- more grave than this can be brought against Mr Powers the thinking voters of the district will not be moved to seek other candidates for the coveted honor


A bumorous incident of the Guiteau trial was recalled al Washington a few


"Bill Jones the days ago when


Catherine B. Jones Avenger." fi ed a petition for the restraint of her husband, an un- conth and rather grotesque looking farmer familiarly known as "Bill Jones, the Avenger," because while Guitent was being transported from the courthouse to the jail one after- noon during his trial .] nes rode up on a clay bank and fred severa. shots at the iron vehicle with a view of cheating the gallows of its victim. "Bill Jones, the Avenger." as he calls himsei?, was indicted for assault with intent to kill, bn* was never tried, and his notoriety was hus run, for after that exciting incident he bas never been able to settle down to work again and recently has done a.l sorts of queer things, which caused his wife to ask tbe court to lock him up in the 1_natic asylumn. where he will l'kely spend the remainder of bis days.


The Vineland Kan.) Weekly Vine throws & this little cab of neighborly appreciation of one of its townsmen "One of the pleasantest sights we bare bad in t !. . town in a long time was the artistic 'ianner in which John Griffn. of Lawrence, buried 'Bill' Kruger. who died &'ne . our last issue Mr GriffD bad bis :rade at his fingers' ends. and he land'ed onr dead citizen with an agility that was starting in its orig. inality. He was everywhere a.l the t me. weeping with the ad cted widow. discussin" weather prospects with the farmers and soliciting business from the other attendants at the funeral. He will doubtless be able to get nil the business 'a these parts. Before leav- ing for l.ome be subscribed for th.# great family weekly. paying a year in advance. Hence this puff."


It is said that not one cent of taxes has been paid to the state of Kentucky since the present trouble began. Sol- diers ar- stationed at the door of the auditor's office, as well as at the doors of other tate officers, so that no pub- lic business can be transacted. .1 heavy penalty is Imposed on banks and large inanufacturing enterprises for failure to pay taxes at the proper time. 1. order to escape this penal.y. and to prevent their money from fa 1- ing 'nt the hands of the wrong [w.r. sons, th > money Is placed in the S ate Bank of Kentucky and an irjenrti n is then asued, preventing either party to the controversy from .o leeting the funds.


(i= "the nique institu'. ins ci K | > t'y is State Line streus Kan- sas (Ht is located on the border line between Missouri and Kans x. xwupy. ing u beral stretch of territory in each file of the boundary The M s. suuri state laws prohibit gambling within its borders, wille Kansas is famed for its proh viti u law* A choice array of Fam hing resorts I hez the north side of State Line street which is located on Kansas soil, white the opposite side of th's thoroughfare in the state of Miss uri il ia e'up chiefv of maloons.


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THE SENTINEL, TUESDAY EVENING, AUG. 28, 1900.


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The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne he signature of - and has been mae under hls per-


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MR, M'SWAT AS A COOK.


Aotwithstanding Explicit InstrDe- tlons lle Mokes a Dismal Failure of It.


The MeSwat household was thrown Into temporary confusion by the sud- den adjournment, sine die, of the kitch en lady, a young woman of great force of character, who had learned of a place where the hours of work were shorter and the afternoons out longer and more frequent, and had gone to fill it.


"Now, Lobelin," said Mr. McSwat, us they were preparing to retire fur the night, "if your headache isn't any bet- ter in the morning don't you hurry about getting up. I can manage the breakfast."


"You!" exclaimed Mrs. MeSwat, with the contempt that every experienced housewife feels for the meddlesome ; masculine being who seeks to thrust himself into the affairs of the domestic cook-shop. "You! Wby, Billiger, you don't know any more about cooking a breakfast than an old hen!"


"I'll show you," he retorted. "Wc have buckwheat cakes every morning, don't we? Well, you tell me how to manage them. and if I don't turn out as good an article of buckwheat cake as you ever put into your system I'll eat the griddle. What is the first thing you do ?"


"Well, if you are bound to try your hand at it-but you've got to promise one thing. Will you do exactly what ] tell you ?"


"Of course I will. What do you take me for ?"


"Then the first thing you do after you have got your fire all ready is to prepare tbe batter. It's in the stone jar on the kitchen table. There's al- ways some left over after breakfast. and it leavens the batter for the next morning. Understand that ?"


"Anybody can understand that. Go on."


"Weil. I've fixed it for to-morrow morning. All you will have to do will be to thin it, put in a little soda, aalt. and New Orleans molasses-"


"What is the molasses for?" "To make the cakes brown nicely. stupid."


"Don't you call names, madam. What else ?"


"Have your griddle on the fire. You'll find the greaser in the little saucedish by the batter jar. Don't use too much grease-"


"How do I thin the hatter ?"'


'I hadn't forgotten that. You take a cup of warni water-not hot, remem- ber-stir in a small teaspoonful of soda, about the same quantity of salt, pour it In the batter, stir it slowly a minute or two, add the molasses-that's in a fruit jar in the pantry-and tben bake, a trial cake. If it lacks anything you can tell what it is from the way it tastes. Can you remember all that ?"


"Remember all that!" said Mr. Mc Swat, with crushing disdain. "Do you "all that anything to remember ?" "There's one thing more. You'll need the cake turner. It is in the drawer of the kitchen tahle. Now do you think manage it ?"


His only reply was a soft snore. Abont 6:30 the next morning Mr. Bil- liger MeSwat might have been seen it his great net of getting the breakfast. He lighted the gas range, hunted up tbe griddle, put it over the fire, and ap. pronched the jar of batter.


Rolling up his sleeves be content- plated it in silence a moment, and then began businea.


The first thing he did, after hunt- Ing up the necessary groceries in the pantry and greasing the griddle, was to fill a teacup with water from the boiler, which, providentially, was still warm, and stir in a heaping tablespoon. ful of sorla


"I think that's the quantity she pre- scribed." be sud, cheerfully. "If it isn't enough I can put in more."


Tben he added a tablespoonful of salt, a teaspoonful of the New Orleans molasses and poured the mixture into the batter jar.


He stirred the batter fiercely. It foamed up at once and ran out over the top of the jar.


"She mixed up too much of blamed stuff," be muttered, stirring it still more vigorously.


By this time the kitchen was filling with smoke.


Concluding that the griddle was hot enough he hastily lifted the jar, car- ried it to the stove and poured a quan- tity of the hatter out on the smoking griddle through the spout on the side of the jar.


There was a tremendous sizzle. "You bet it's bot enough!" he ex- claimed. "Now where's the blooming cake turner ?"


He could not find it.


"Never mind," he said. "I've seen my mother use a caseknife."


When he had secured a caseknife it appeared to be high time to turn the cake. On the upper side it looketl dry and yellowish. But the cake stuck. He sawed the knife under it with des- perate haste, however, and finally got it over-in sections-a blackened, fraz- zled, discouraging semblance of a buckwheat cake.


"I don't believe it needs any cooking on that side," he said, scraping it off the griddle and slapping it on a plate. "This," he continued, with a fero- cious grin, "is the 'trial cake' she was talking about."


He tasted it.


"Ye gods!"


It was all he said.


And then Mr. McSwat took that jar of buckwheat batter, carried it out to the alley and emptied it into the gar. bage box.


Five minutes later he appeared at the foot of the stairwar "ing up from


the front hall.


"Lobelia." he yelled. "that batter of yours got spoiled last night ! I'm going to the meat market for a steak!"-Chi- cngo Tribune.


Not What She Expected.


A young lady of the city who ls somewhat noted for her coquetry was talking a few days ago to one of her numerous beaux.


"Oh," she said, in a most pitiful tone of voice, "nobody loves me."


As she paused for reply the young man said with that tenderness which always appeals to the feminine heart: "I am quite sure that somebody does love you."


Her face brightened very percepti- bly as she said with a great deal of Interest:


"I wonder who on earth it can be Do you know ?"




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