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Paper Walls at Indian Head, In order to minimize the destructive effects of possible explosions in the government's new powder manufac- tory at Indian Head all the buildings are provided with "paper" walls at the ends. The theory is that these light walls will he immediately blown aside by the concussion of the explosion, 'eaving the main walls, which are huil+ as strongly as possible, practically un- barmed.
Fond Trustfainess.
"Josiar." said Mrs. Corntossel, "I'm ure you can't find no fault with Josh ence we're been to town." "I can't! He didn't get home till our o'clock this mornin'." "I noticed it. xou know, you told sim you wanted him to be sure an' be out o' hed every morning before five o'clock." "Yes."
"Well, the poor boy's so skeered of you that he's been stayin' up all night, so's to be able to keep his word."-Washington Star.
The Adjustment.
Winkle-After all, the first year of married life is the most unhappy, don't you think ?
Todd-Oh, yes. It takes about that long for a man to learn how to conceal things from his wife .- Brooklyn Life
Curiosities of Fate.
Watts-A man can't really be a gentleman on less than $10,000 a year. Potts-And when he has that much he doesn't have to be a gentleman .-- Indianapolis Press.
A Good Investment. Father-You have spent. a fortuno on the races, and what huve you re- alizei ? Son -- That I am un idiot .- Brook- yh Life.
Proof Positive. "Do you know, I never drenmed sho was a trained nurse." "How did you find it out ?" Plain "Saw her bil .. "-Cleveland Dealer.
Not us Winch uf Her.
"Does Miss Billin ride her wheel as much as she did last year? It doesn't seem to me nx if I see as much of her." "No, she's thinner."-Cleveland l'ain Dealer.
The Menn Think.
Mrs. Peckhmin-J never told you how my husband proposed to me, did I? Mrs. Dpshunt : did he pror se to
An eastern Oregon exchunger reports that a cattleman of that section lately sold a car load of steers right off the lange That averaged $4- per head. None of these cattle had been fed a pound f hay or grain.
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In ordinance prohibiting the sale of any mieats, fish or other provisions or any intoxicating liquors in any
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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
The :> and of Guam is 3,500 miles from: Honolulu and 1.d. nules fr. Mani'a.
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Rooster-Sa, old man, let's kick; I'm tired of being henpecked myself .- Chi- cago Inter Ocean.
Not n Fault Floder. "You are not one of these men who find fault with the cooking at home ?" "No," answered Mr. Meekton; don't exactly find fault. but occasional- ly i do feel called on to apologize for the way things taste when Henrietta gets home from the club. You see. I never could learn to make good coffee." -- Washington Star.
Toncheđ. The Parson -- Don't you think touched them rather deeply morning?
haven't counted up yet .- Indianapolis Press
A Spartan Father. Miss Jackson (tragically)-If 1's don't let me marry Jim Loafley. I'll drowned mahse'f! Papa Jackson-Wall. honey. offen heard dat dat wuz an easier death den starvation .- Puck.
Wherein They Differ.
"Papa, what's the difference he- tween a defaulter and a bank rob. her ?“
"One is a respectable gentleman and the other a disreputable scoundrel. my child."-Yonkers Herald,
No Muste for Her.
Mrs. Johnsing-Can't stay long. Mrs. Snow: I just come to see ef yo wouldn't join de mission hand. Mrs. Snow-Fo' de lan' sakes, honey, doan come to me. I can't even play on a mouf organ .- Chicago Democrat
Had His Dooktk.
"They say," said the landlady, "that a piece of steak dropped into liquid nir can he hroken with a hammer." "Strak like this?" asked the sandy whiskered boarder, in a tone of mild astonishment .- Indianapolis Press.
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Dr. Kimer's Swamp-Root is not rec- ommended for everything bu' if you have kid- ney, liver or bladder trouble It will be found just the reme dy you need. It has been tested In so many ways, in hospital work, in private practice, among the help.ess too poor to pur- chase relief and has proved so successful in every case that a special arrangement has been made by which all readers of this paper who have not already tried it, may have a sample bottic sent free by mail, also a book telling more abou! Swamp-Root and how to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. When writing mention reading this generous offer In this paper and F. K
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One of the most successful but least known cooperative asshe' ti ns is that
of the Rockwell
\ Farmers' fartuers, which has Association. just e mpleted the eleventh year of is existence: its re- port shows that list ve ir was 's m 't prosperous. The association, say's the Chicago Tribune, consists of farmers in the vicinity of Rockwe.i, la. Eleren years ngo there was a firm f brothers in the neighborhood that grew rich se rapid ly by buying the pr xluce of the farmers and selling them supplies that the latter resolved to secure these fre f- its for themselves, They foru ed a co- operative association, selling stock to $5 farmers in four townships in shares of one dollar each, nu man being al- lowed to own more than three shares. The association bullt an elevator and began the business of marketing the grain and hugs (f its members and sell- ing them their wupp es, A unique pro- vision iu the constitution has been the bulwark of the association. The mem. bers are paid one-fourth of n cent more than is given the se ler outside the so ciety, and members are c pelled to pay one-fourth of a cent com. " i.s n º n nll grun they sell toe mmett rs. The manager pays the Le es' | rice possi- ble, based on Chics. q' tations, and if any competir r Fre h cher prices the members sell t . ham and pay the commission 'tt . the association. : dour.
Thus the assocat n's members al- ways have a macht where they can get the highest procesor else the com- petitor ms: 1 ny more than the mar- ket price to the benefit f both the as- Formation nil 'is members. As a re- sult. the farmers have actually always received from one-haf cent to 1. cents more for their grain than da the farmers in neighboring counties. The goods sold by the association are at prices from 2 ; to 25 per cent. less than al regular stores in nearby :own.S. The association bas grown until it new has 3 members, and did over $5. . business last year. The success of the association is due largely to the exce !- lent management of its affairs and also to the fact that public sentiment pre- vents a break. The two or three farm- era who have sold grain to outsiders without paying the commission have been ostracized socially, Its profits, of course, are due to the fact that the middleman is el'minated and its man- agers are content to work for merely nominal salaries. The wreck of most cooperative associations has been due to bad management and the lack of sound principles in the conduct of their afairs.
"I came across a colored man who spoke with a German accent, the other day." said a prominent stock broker. "He was & walter in a restaurant. His accent was so pronounce that I spoke to the pr prietor about it, and found that the man was a fu I-blooded negro. but be had been born and reared in a small town near Reading. and lad al. ways aspx'a'ed with the whites, who +pokr Pennsy vania Dutch."
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During the past year 74,4 J Italians emigrated to the United States. cf which 53." 46 were males and 22 94 fe- males They carried with thein $7-s .. 45. Just 1.445 Italians were refused admittance to the United States.
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TUESDAY, OUTOBBER :. 1.
WHAT THE LAW DECIDES.
An ordinance requiring a license for the sale of cigarettes is held, in viun- dling vs. Chicaro (111.), 48 L. R. ... 23), to he n va'd exercise of the po- live power, and not in violation of il.e provisions as to due process of law or any other guaranty of rights.
three volumes of notes to explain each volume of poetry -Judge. '
Merritt-Apparently. It takes about ; famn's Culic, Cholera and Diarrhea Rem-
queerly in this world." "ti.w is that?"
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THE VERGE OF CRIME
THERE was a wild, hunted look in the photographer's eye when the first of the day's sitters appeared the other morning The photographer looked as if he needed a change of kir and scene.
"Will ibey a:] say it again to-day?" he muttered, gloomily, placing his palm to hus fevered brow.
The first sitter was a large, rosy-cheeked nan. From the photographer's point of view he looked promising. He was certain. y old enough to have sense, and he looked at though he had been engaged in a successful business for a sufficient number of years to have acquired an aversion to the pet ex pressions that go with each sitting for a pho-
the photographer advanced.
"Well," said the large, rosy-cheeked man, 'you can just he prepared to have your camera broken. How's that, hey? Ha, ha. ha!" and the large, rosy-cheeked man shook merrily all over. "Not so bad, eh! Yes, sir, you can just be prepared to have your camera broken. See the point? Ha, ha!"
The photographer's teeth snapped, hut & forced, vacant smile appeared upon his wan features,
"I'd as lief have a tooth pulled any day as to have my picture taken," went on the large, rosy-cheeked man.
The photographer's hands opened closed convulsively, but he remained cair enough to make two negatives of the large rosy-cheeked man.
"Merciful heaven!" groahed the pho tographer when the first sitter bad depart ed, "are they all going to say it again to. day? Am I to be compelled to push my features inlo gleeful grins every time " His agonized reflections were broken by the entrance of the second of the day's sitters. She was young and very lovely, and brimming over with laughter.
"I am afraid your lens will suffer," she said, archly, to the photographer, handing him the ticket the reception-room girl had given her.
"Oh, hardly that," moaned the photog rapher, forcing another weird grimace to his pallid features.
"Do you know," went on the blithe young thing as he put her head-rest in position, "I really believe that I'd as soon have s tooth pulled as to have my photograph taken," and then she gave vent to peal upon peal of silvery laughter.
"Ha, ha!" hoarsely ejaculated the pho tographer.
"My mind is giving way!" said the pho- tographer to himself, as he took the two negatives of the lovely young thing to the dark room. "I shall not be able to hold out much longer.
The third sitter was a gay young fellow in a golf suit.
"Just blaze away, old fellow," said the gay young fellow, looking the photographer in the eye and waiting for the latter to go off into shrieks of merriment, "and if 1 break the glass in that machine o' yours don't tell me that I didn't warn you in ad vancel"
"Ha!" said the photographer, with the mockery of a smile usually worn hy the man who says "That's good!"
"Horrible joh, this getting your picture taken, isn't it?" continued the gay young fellow in the goif togs. "I'm not stuck on dentists' pariors particularly, but blamed if I don't believe I'd rather have a tooth pulled than to get photographed."
"Shall I kick him into ribbons where he stands ?"" muttered the photographer to himself, stepping behind a piece of photo. graphic scenery in order to hold communion with himself. "Shall I take him by his two ears and pound his head on the floor until he is unconscious?"
With difficuity, however, he restrained himself. When he reached the dark room. with the two plates which he bail made of the youth in the golf rig, he once more placed his palm to his fevered brow, and by a strong exertion prepared to meet the next sitter, who had already entered the operaling.room.
"It's a great risk for you to take with your camera," was the way in which the middle-aged Woman greeted him as she
handed in her ticket. "I would not insure any camera that was to be used to take a picture of me for the price of it," she con- kinued.
The photographer again mustered his little reserve of courage, and replied that it had run greater risks and survived them. at which the lady laughed.
"A photographer's We must he an awful"
"It is madam, it is," assented the pho- tographer, unable to contain himself longer, hut his rudeness had no effect upon the silter.
"Now if no one liked having pictures taken any better than I do," she began again, "I am afraid the photographers would not have very much to do. I al. ways did say that I would rather have the dentist extract a tooth for me than to have a picture taken, but then one is as neces- sary as the other at times."
But the photographer had not heard the last of her remark before he had escaped to the dark room, where he leaned heavily against the wall for some minutes.
"Well," he finally said, half to himself, ''as well now as later on. I haven't got the wife and children to have me ascend the gallows, but there's no help for it."
Looking furtively around the dark room. he seized H long, gleaming knife from drawer, and placed it in his hip pocket. "I don't care if it's man, woman. child or dog." he muttered: "the next animated thing that makes either one of those re- marks to me-the one about 'hreaking the camera' or about preferring to have a tooth pulled to being photographed-is never go- ing to leave this gallery alive!"
There was an expression of awful deter- mination on his countenance when the pho- tographer emerged from the dark room to receive sitter No. 4. This sitter tras = short, squat. smooth faced man with bovine eyes. He didn't say a word, but merely handed his little ticket to the wondering photographer, with a pleasant smile. photographer looked at the man in surprise, The but the sitter, while he continued to smile pleasantly, appeared to have nothing what ever to say.
"Bust three-quarter or full-length?" in quired the photographer, suspicious.y, thinking thus to draw the quiet mian on to his terrible fate.
But there was no reply
"Profile or full face?" asked the photog rapher.
The squat man made no reply, hut, sud denly looking up, he observed that the photographer was addressing him. Then he pointed to his mouth and ears to indi cate that he was deaf and dumb.
With a wild shriek of demoniac laughter, the photographer grasped the handle of his long, gleaming knife, handed it hilt fore- most to the mute, and burst into a torrent f grateful tears.
"You have saved me from hecoming e murderer!" he gasped, just as if the mu !. could hear him .- Washington Star
A WONDERFUL WATCH.
One in Maryland Known as a Malile Which Aroused Mark Twain'n Admiration.
What is perhaps the most wonderful watch in the world is in the posses sion of a resident of Prince Gregory county, Maryland, says the Washingtor Times.
This remarkable timepiece, known as the Matile watch, from the name of ils maker, was made at Lone, Switzerland about 40 years ago. It formed a feature of the Swiss exhibit at the centennial held at Philadelphia in 1876, and was purchased on that areasion by it' present owner. A description of the watch by Mark Twain (S. L. Clemens) is as remarkable for accuracy as it is humorons. The well known wriles thus gives his impressions of the mar velous piece of mechanism:
"I have examined the wonderfni watch made hy H. L. Matile, and, in deed. it comes nearer to being a human being than any piece of mechanism ] ver saw before. In fact, it knows considerably more than the average voter. Il knows the movements the moon, and keeps exact record or them; it tells the day of the week, The . date of the month, and the month of the year. and will do this perpetually; it tells the hour of the day, and the minute, and the second, and even splits the second into fifths, and marks lhe division by stop hands, having two of the latter; it can take accurate care of two roce horses that start, not to- gether, but one after another; it is a repeater (wherein the voter is sho
Lesieu again), ano, musically chime; the hour. the quarter, the half and the three-quarter hour, and also the min- utes that have passed of an uncom. pleted quarter-hour, so that a hlind man can tell the time of day by it to the exact minute,
Such is this extraordinary watch. It ciphers to admiration. I should think onr could add nnother wheel and make it read and write, still another and make it talk ; and I think one might take out several of the wheels that are already in it and it would still be a more intelligent citizen than some that help to govern the country. On the
whole. I think it is entitled to vote- that is, if its sex is of the right kind." The watch was sold for $1,400, and it is still performing its complex functions with the greatest regularity.
LILLIAN RUSSELL A CONVERT.
Announcer to Her Friends That she Has Beenme a Fatih Christ After Much Study.
After long and diligent stoly of the religion lathan Russell has un- ommer to het friend that she's an mit-am'-pins faith curist. She 'ner Hof subscribe to the durtripes of MT -. Ed's, of the Christian Science cult. in their entirely, but so strongly is sh- convincer of the power of the mind wer the tenneney of the body to br- come cisurderly that she is almost hoping fur a severe attack of illness in order that she may give the the. nry a test
Atthe outset it may he said that Mis- Russell has never hein seriously il in her life and that her health at the present time is so good that she is almost ashamed of herself. It is hard, indeed, for a woman to work as many as two hours a day on a hol. stuffy stage and be unable to produce a single pain. Even on days when there is a matinee Miss Russell retains her scandalous freedom from bodily aches and pains.
"I have noticed. however." she said the other day, "that when I get head- aches I am able to get rid of them hy simply concentrating my mind on the proposition that I have no head- nche.
"Of course I don't believe that I could wish myself a new arm should I have one cut off by a Broadway car, nor do I believe that my mind would he strong enough to equip me with a new lung should I fall a victim to the ravages of consumption. I do not go to those lengths. But I do say that we are too prone to drug ourselves and that the mind is in such supreme control that the ordinary ills of life can be cured by thought concentration.
"This is not a new belief with me." continued Miss Russell. "I have had as much trouble as any woman, but I have found. all through my life. that by persistently concentrating my mind on the bright side of a dark situation -- thal every cloud has its silver lining, you know-] have been able to live quite placidly, If women could only be brought to the realization of the power of the mind we would have more healthy and happy members of our Fex."
Miss Russell is not the only advocate of the faith enre in the profession. Many actresses go to greater lengths in their advocacy of the cult than the prima donna. But it is news at this time that this beautiful woman, with everything that a female heart could deside at her disposal, should come out in advocacy of the theory of the superiority of the mind over matter.
WHERE AMERICANS MAY WIN.
Portugal a Greal Fleid for Amerlenn Enterprise, Snys Onr Min- Inter There.
There is a great field in Portugal for American enterprise, writes John N. Irwin, United States minister to 1bal kingdom, in Success. Our manufac- turers really ought to "prospect" in that little-known country. In the first place they are made most welcome. The king and the queen, hoth young and truly regal speak English perfect- ly and are among our warmest admir- ers. They reflect the sentiment of their people. In the second place, American goods are needed, and he progressive part of the population would welcome them as a means of ad- vancing the
country's prosperity, English-made machinery now used there is of old type and not up to date. In Lisbon the old style of transporta- tion is being changed to the electric system. While English capital is con- ducting the enterprise, every bit of ma- terial, from the smallest boll to the modern cars, is of American make. Portugal sends us cork, and we send her petrolenin and whent. but in my opinin the balance of trade now in our favor could be materially increased if our manufacturers were to take full advantage of their opportunities in the lit +1= kingdom
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The Whole Story in one letter about
Pain-Killer (PERRY DAVIR'.)
From Capt. F. Loye, Police Station No. 5, Montrenl :- "We frequently use PERRY DAVIS' PAIN-KILLER for pains in the atom- ach, rheumations, stiffness, frost bites, chi- binins, cramps, and all afflictions which & befall men in our position. I have no heal- tation in saying thal PAIN-KILLER fs the best remedy to have near at band. "
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She Had a Smaller One,
It was on n West side cable. stout Teuton woman with the little boy banded a conductor a two-dollar bill.
"Smallest you have?" inquired The conductor, as be shifted the silver and pickels in his pocket.
She thought he meant the little hoy "Nein!" she responded. "I haf one home only dree months old alretty." Then the laugh was on the conduct or .- Tacuma News.
Needed an Introunetina.
A certain German professor of mu eic. to he met with in English drawing rooms, is an entertaining old gentle
To him recently n lady sail, when one of his rumpositions brul just heen rendered by one of the guests;
"Ilow du you like the rendering of your song, professor!"
"Vos dot my song?" replied the professor. "] did not know him "- Tit-Hits,
I yon the Ottoman When Je hunle Jones and Jennie Smith First felt young Copil - darl They were njen the offutt ite And hdt apart. But later on was heart ! ** und= Two wery like , kiş-
A: 1 1. upon th att man
NO CALSE FOR WORRY,
Nellie-I'm not satisfied with the color of my hair. dear; it's too dark Flo -- Don't make a worry of That Nellie, dear; it can't be long now be- fore it's gray .- Ally Sloper.
Abont The Size of it. The laws of justice seem to bind The oppressor with the oppressed; Those who go to law but little get- And the lawyers get the rest, Chicago Daily News.
Did Not Blame Him.
"I come from the far west." said one congressman, "and I am proud to proclaim myself a resident of the land of the setting aun."
"Yes." answered the colleague from nearby. "I don't blame you for he ing a little boastful. I can't help en- vying you every time I think of the mileage."-Washington Star.
The Connecting Links. "Dinsmore contends that the lynx is really the missing link," said Fos dick to Keedick.
"Is this a play on words ?"
"No, it isn't, Fosdick contends that the lynx connects golfers with human beings."-Town Topics.
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