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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1900.
Ork exchanges iu thuis congressional district are anvaneine some very strong arguments in favor of the candidacy ut Samuel L. Powers, and uindications seem to point to his success in obtaining the nomiuat en. Ranking, as he dues, among New England's most prominent and tal ented lawyers, los character, hoth public and private, above reproach. and with ability unquesti ned. he would indeed make an ideal member of the national house. The In ter warfare being waged against lum by certain of lox opponents is nojust and indefensible, and will but tend to help Mr Powers cause with a l fan m piled pe que. Sharon Advocate.
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There isave'n of you l sense nacer ta'n !: wlef re the Cole rad lewis lat rr rr it up t Medien! Marriage the or of mar- Licenses maze icenses. The mes de fres aller ton ofa hard of inen ] exim ners in each co aty. when to t shall betwen m- nealou arfor thewe dedestate and make a report un th ir hes th The is, ale f. ncetise is made e ridition il on the prolu .Der ly the parties of pr prr . - certificates declaring tha' thư - frf mit) ở sease which the rel .. . naportate f such a retr tisu has wen Ir gut to the attention of the people of Cobradu by Trash / th ere mstaice that n ny r nar the r sort to that state for re if il there contract marriages which rtinter ak.in the Thet sal marriages : re ir erne a factory mojute. [1 :at .tw h which t
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when . y kt m tat their @ il Irin if they I iran, welmal pro tybe born to a heritage of suffering. It is red y the prij tut- ftw fr .. ra o il thit this where ih state tho J take a hand.
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COTTON MADE SILK.
Accidental Discovery of Process That Made Millions.
The Vninable Flod of an English Dyer and Its Sobxequent 1m- provement HAN Made Much Money.
A boy sat before the fire and watched his mother's kettle boil, The lid quivered, rose a little, and the boy gave steam power to the world. John Mercer, an English dyer, fil- tered caustic soda through a square of cotton cloth. Thence a new verb- to mercerize-in the language. a new fabric on the market, and a new busi- ness, engaging millions of capital, to cheer the unemployed.
The story of the hoy, John Watt, is old, but Mercer's story is new and in- teresting. Mercerized cotton, either cotton yarn or cotton cloth. resem- bles silk absolutely. It has the luster of silk: it will take on, like silk, the richest and most brilliant dyes, and it has the unmistakahle soft-harsh, nestling feel which nothing but silk ever bad, says the Brooklyn Eagle.
Also cotton, under this process, does not weaken, as might have been feared. but it acquires strength. A
skein of cotton yarn in the natural state that will carry 13 ounces with- out breaking will carry: after mer- cerizing, 19 ounces. And if you take three coats and line the first with a plain cotton lining, the second with mercerized cotton and the third with silk, the cotton and the slik will wear out. about together, but the mereer- ized llning will outlast them two or three times over.
Mercerized cotton is used in linings, in underwear. in spindle banding. in stockings, in dress goods, in negligee shirts. There is a profit in merceriz. In ing of from 100 to 200 per cent. the last year or two many public dy- ers have added mercerizing machines to their plants, and a good number of mercerizing mills have been estab- ushed,
Mercerizing began as far hack as 1846 in the English town of Accring- ton, where John Mercer, manager for the firm of Hargreaves, filtered caustio soda through a cotton cloth. Mercer, by necident, kept this cloth by him, happened to test its strength, hap- pened to splash it with a dye. He found that it was about twice as strong and about twice ns susceptible to dye liquor as it had been before. Slight savings, in connection with big outputs, come in the long run to astonishing totals. Here was a sav- mng by no means slight. Here, just by running a cotton thread through a hquid as cheap as water, it would come to do the work of two tbrends, and in heing dyed it would save half the quantity of the dye stuff
Mercer rejoiced. He refused for his secret an offer of $200 000 from a French firm. fle had the idea of an 'in which the pattern is set at regular immense syndicate, with himself at the head, rolling up millions of profits per unnum.
Then it was found that cotton shrunk in the mercerizing .1 yard of cloth would save in dyestuffs and In raw stock. say five cents to its manufacturers, but it would come out of the mercerizing bath ouly three- quarters of a. yard of cloth. Against the profit of five cents a loss through shrinkage of about ten cents would have to be set. This is why Mercer never formed his syndicate, why Iner- cerizing was of no commercial impor- tance until latterly.
For the remaining 20 years of his life the man toiled ineffectually on, and he died disheartened. But his name That is because. somewhere
around 1800, Horace Lowe, in England, and Thomas and Provost, in Germany, hegan to try to see if it might not be possible to mercerize a cotton thread and to prevent the thread from shrinking in the process They more than succeeded.
Mercer had taken his cotton, steeped it for about three hours in caustic soda, then washed it. That Is mer- cerizing in its simplest terms. To the Englishman. Lowe, and the Germans, Thomas and Provost, came simulta- neously the idea of keeping the cot- ton stretched while steeping it in the caustic soda bath. They tied the ends of their cotton threads to sticks and then mercerized them. The sticks did not break, the thread nid not even show signs of shrinkage. So easy was it to do what Mercer had been failing at for years and years.
But, more than this, they found that cotton mercerized under tension came To ont glossy, soft and rustling. their amazement they found that they hud transformed cotton into silk. And ever since the Englishmen and Ger- mans have been fighting over the pat- ents on this wonderful discovery.
The explanation of the luster that cotton, heing mercerized, takes on, is simple. The soda and the tension to- gether change the nature of the cot- ton fiber. The natural fiber Is flat, shriveled; the mercerized fiher fills out, becomes round and smooth. And just as a flat. dried raisin has no luster, whereas the full ripe grape catches and throws back the light, so there is no luster to the flat Tiher of the natural cotton, but on the mercer- ized sort the light shines and is re- fected just as on the grape.
FEMININE FRILLS.
The Latest In Lingerie and Fashion- nble Trifles for the Sca- Mon's Coxtumex.
Shades of gray are charming in the new woolen materials which are to be seeu for the new gowns. There are ali sorts of pretty grenadine-like mate rials, similar to those wort in the six- ties-loosely woven materials, but with body enough to drape excellently. Some of them are to be seen with pret- ty satin stripes, some with little em- broidered figures, the small bow knots that never seen to grow old.
With the thought of the war in nl- most everything done nowadays in England, the bonbon boxes of silver are no longer used to hold various small bonbons, but are filled with "meat lozenges." They are fitted for the pocket, and are supposed to be just the thing for the soldier boy mu time of need.
Pretty bttle handkerchiefs with a pattern woven in them somewhat aft- er the way patterns are woven in damask for the table are now coming in. There are little bowknots, for in stance, at Intervals through the body of the handkerchief, and the table- linen effect is most noticeable in a damask-like band around the edge. and intervals, as in a border.
Most of the shoppers from the big shops who purchase French lingerle are now abroad getting up the new stock, and, this being just about be- tween seasons, it is a good time for bargains in pretty underwear. There are many women who consider under- wear their one extravagunce. They do not care so much about their out- side garments, but there is a certain delightful daintiness in wearing the prettiest and most attractive clothes out of sight. They feel that they dress for themselves, and it gives a certain feeling of self-respect and specinl pleasure. These women never dare to go near the underwear counters i: the big shops when the contents of their purses are at a low ebh, for ther
simply cannot resist the pretty things displayed.
The drapery effect around the shoul- ders obtains in many things, especially where yokes are worn. Below the joke of the opera cape soft material or lacc Is draped entirely around the shoul- ders, and In ten gowns the same effect is used with good results.
Not every woman would like or would look well in an Empire wedding gown, but the gowns themselves are charming. One has a puffed yoke and sleeves, while from under the arms two broad pieces of lace are brought and fasten a little to the left of the bust, the ends hanging In soft folds to the lower edge of the skirt. This gown is finished without a collar at the throat, the top of the puffed yoke fit- ting shugly, with a cord Apt in.
Long Empire coats which have an air of distinction are kilt-plaited in the skirt and have little jacket. effects. In one of these the jacket differs from the skirt, heing heavily embroidered, us are the sleeves. The hack of the jacket is cut up a little in the center. and comes down in long points in the front.
Much tulle is to be used with straw this coming season, and many hats will he made in alternate rows of straw and tulle. A great deal of tucked taf- feta will also be used, as it has been during the winter. The milliners are groaning because Easter comes so late this year. Very few women wear the old-time "Easter bonnet" to church on Easter day; it is not smart to do so, hut at the same time Easter is the hon- net season, and its being late or early makes the spring millinery late or early. In good weather many of the smart women are'out of town over Easter .- N. Y. Times.
THE HOME WEDDING.
What to Do When the Nuptial Cere- many Is Celebrated at Home.
For the home wedding the house is made bright with flowers. The moth- er and sisters of the bride receive the guests. The father first appears when he enters the room with his danghter. As the hour strikes the clergynian takes his place, facing the company, followed by the bridegroom and his best man, who stand at his left. await- ing the bride. Two ushers mark off an aisle with hroad white ribbons, at- taching them at the ends, and they pre- cede the rest of the bridal party, who enter at the farthest corner of the room. The bridesmaid or maids follow the usbers, and the bride comes last with her father. Or, the ushers may precede the best man and the one bridesmaid, and the bride and bride- groom follow. At a house wedding they often have no attendants and rarely any music. At the conclusion of the service the clergyman congratu- lates the bride and bridegroom and then retires. They then turn to be greeted, first by their parents, next by the members of the two families and near relatives, afterwards by every one present. All wish them happiness. Re- freshments are served in the dining- room, and may he simple or elaborate. as one chooses .- Ladies' Home Jour- nal
Saosages und Celery, Plek small sausages several times, so that they will not burst in frying, lay them in the blazer, cover closely, and cook until crisp. Or, if there are cold cooked sausages in the house, they may be heated in the blazer in n little but- ter or bacon fat. In either case, add to tbe fat two tablespoonfuls of celery. cut up very small, and let this cook two or three minutes, so that it will be done through, but not cooked enough to lose the distincive taste of fresh celery. This may he served on toast or crackers. It is also good served on shredded wheat biscuit .- Good House- reeping.
In the town's big business battle, In the bargain sales of life. Be not like dumb. driven cattle Don't go shopping with your wife. -Judge.
JUDICIOU'S ENCOURAGEMENT.
Irate Parent Why the blue blazes can't you get a sweetheart? Look "winning." or "killing," or look some- thing or other so that some both idiot'll be fool enough to want to mar- ry you !- Ally Sloper.
The Whole Story in one letter about
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From Capt. F. Loye, Polier Sinting No. 5, Montrenl :- "We frequently mer Prany DAVIN' PAIN. KILLER for JOLENE IN IN alanı- ach, rheumatimm, stiffness, frunt bates, chul- Stains, cramps, and all alletitas which befall men in our position 1 have no hest- Intion In suyttig that P'Als- KILLER ts the best remedy tu have urar ut hand.'
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SCOTT'S EMULSION
OF COD-LIVER OIL WITH HYPOPHOSPHITES
should always be kept in the house for the fol- lowing reasons :
FIRST -- Because if any member of the family has a hard cold. it will cure It
SECOND - Because, if the ch.l- dron are delicate and sickly. it will make them strong and well.
r THIRD Because .f the father mother is losing flesh and t'on Ing thin and emacta: j it w. b .... 1 them up and give them tlen 2 ... strength
FOURTH Because it s the standard remedy in ah throat and lung affections
N. household should be without it It can be taken in summer as weil as In winter 50c. and $1 oo, all druggists. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York.
Ifad Use for film,
Barry Sullivan, the liish tragedian, was playing in "Richard III." some years ago at Shrewsbury. When the actor came to the lines: "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!" some one in the pit called oul :
"Wouldn't a donkey do, Mr. Snili- ran?"
"Yes." responded the tragedian, turning quickly on the interrupter. "Please come round to the stage-door." Tit-Bits.
Willlog Martyrdom. Solicitous Parent - Evelyn. }cu mustn't ride in this open street car auch a cold day as this without your jacket. Put it on, child. You will have pneumonia if you don't. Miss Evelyn (with supreme con- tempi ;- What of that? Do you sup- pose I'm going to let Mahel Upjohn see me wearing a jacket that's all out of style ?- Chicago Tribune.
On the Stump.
Now doth the wily candidate About the country's future prate, Insist the way to save the land Is with the party true to stand And thwart the opposition's plan To choose a most unworthy man; Urge your support for one that's fit- And, incidentally, he's It.
-Puck.
NO CAUSE FOR ALARM.
Porshott (after missing his twenti- eth bird)-I believe the hirds are frightened at me.
Gamekeeper-They needn't to he, sir. Chicago Chronicle.
Life Is Sweet "This world is but a fleeting show." And yet there's not a man But wants to see as much of the Performance as he can. -Philadelphia Press.
Diplomacy for Home Tae.
"Oh, yes, I always let my girl go just As soon as the summer fairly begins." "Why? Do you prefer to do your own work in hot weather?" "No. but it gives nie an excuse to let my husband know that we can't possibly be visited by any of his peo- ple."- Chicago Tinres. Herald.
secing Dim Tntre. Judge Have I not seen you twice under the Influence of liquor? Prisoner -- If you were in that condi- tlon, your honor, you probably did .-- Catholic Standard and Times,
Eler Fnott. Rob-So you're waiting upon Miss Flowboy lately4
We never get anywhere on time .- Philadelphia Bulletin.
Not by the Plece.
Merchant No. 1 tell you. I have ab- solutely nothing for you to do. Applicant Well. I'd be willing to da that, on salary --- Philadelphia Press.
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The record ot Houd's Sarsaparilla is literally written in the blood of millions of people to whom it has given good health. It is all the time curing diseases of the stomach, nerves, kidneys nud blood, aud it is doing good every day to thousands who are taking it for poor appetite, tired feeling and general debil. ity. It is the best medicine money can buy
Hood's Pille are non-irritating. Price 25 cents.
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Don't Tell Llea.
"Where have you been, Mr. Rocky ?" demanded the boss.
"Oh, sir!" replied Rocky, menda- ciously, "my landlady is a most ex- cellent, woman, and she has been so ill that I had to stay at home to nurse her."
turned away. Thls excuse went, and the hoss The following day Rocky felt as if he had sand in hla head, and a headache as long as a rainy Sunday in the country devel oped. He stayed at home, sending the excuse that his landlady was dead and he had to attend the funeral. Later in the day a lady entered the book store and inquired for Mr. Rocky,
"The reason I came here," she ex- plained, "is because I am his land- lady, and, not having seen him for a week, I hecame uneasy and called to Inquire about him."
"Itis landlaily!" gasped the boss. "Why, woman, he's attending your fu- neral this very day, and has been nursing you for a week."
It was a shock to the poor woman to find she was dead, but a shock of another sort struck Rocky when be came back to work. It was his fu- heral that time .- Louisville Times.
Shells Foor Milex In the Air. The power of the modern gun is a thing that cannot be grasped. The 100-ton projectile strikes with a force equal to 485,000 11-stone men jumping from a height of one foot. When miles the si.ton gun fires a shot 12 it is fired at such an angle that the shell goes up to a height 5,492 feet higher than Mont Blanc. Big guns have been longer in use than most people think. In the year 1479 they had guns called "bombards," which threw projectiles weighing a quarter of a ton. They were wider at the muzzle than in the bore, and were used for battering buiklings, The English used big guns at the hattle of Grecy, and amazed the French, who had never seen such weapons before .- Answers.
Opportunity Not to Be Missed. He bad called on her several times, and finally mustered up courage and assurance to be somewhat more af. fectlonate tban the circumstances warranted, perhaps.
"You must not do that." she said, somewhat nervously,
"Do what ?" was the innocent query. "Put your arm around my waist." "Why not ?""
"My hrother mlgbt come in sudden- ly and see you."
"Well, what of that? He couldn't kill me!"
"No, I suppose not; but he would try to borrow some money from you. and I have lost two cbances already by his doing that."-Pearson's Weekly.
The Middle Ear.
This story is told of Prof. Pritchard. who recently opened the sixtb interna- tional otological congress. Reviewing the progress of the last 30 years. the professor referred to "cbonle nonsup- purative disease of the middle ear" as being the supreme mystery at present to students of otology. "What is this middle ear?" a lady asked a sage phy. sician. "Madam." be replied, "it is the ear with which we do not listen." In other words, the nose,-N. E. Home Magazine.
A Very Trifftng Incident.
A clergyman was called upon to perform a marriage ceremony for a couple in middle life. "Have you ever been married before?" asked the cler- gyman of the bridegroom. "Xo, sir." "Have you?"-to the bride. "Well. yes. I have." replied the hride, la. conically: but it was 20 years ago, and he was killed in an accident when we'd been married only a week, so it really nin't worth mentioning."-San Francisco Wave.
Rats as Scavengers.
A mining company at Marquette, Mich .. has discovered that rats are the best and cheapest underground scav- engers. Before the men go to work in its new shaft it wants to have at least tbe nucleus of a colony of rats in the pit, so that the scraps and fragments of the miners' dinners, which are thrown about underground. may be disposed of .- Indianapolis News.
White Rhinoceros,
The native commissioner at Sebung- we. Africa. reports that the white rhi- noceros is still to be seen on the veldt in the districts between the Sunyatı and Zambesi rivers. It was generally thought that this gigantic animal was extinct. N. Y. Journal.
"Uncle Abner. did you enjoy staying ht that big hotel in town ?"
"Gee --- I guess so; I rid up an' down in that there iron fre-esenpe all day
Tom-Intely? I should say SO. fer nothin'."- Detroit Free Press.,
Impossibile.
"We can be friends," she said, softly. "Then we can never be man and wife," he answered, dismally .- Phila- delphin North American.
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